Ladies and Gentlemen I give you..... Samantha "The Shark" Harkey.
Sam Harkey is a student of the University of New Hampshire class of 2013. She graduated from Millis High School in 2009 and was a stud track runner...kinda. For those of you who have never heard of this place known as Millis don't worry your not missing out on much. The town has a greater cow population than it does people. (Jokes, Millis is legit.) Although not a member of UNH's Greek Life, this GDI might as well be a brother at TKE. If she isnt in class, at the library, dining hall, or gym 9 times out of 10 you will find Sam just kicking it at TKE with any brother or her boyfriend Justin Trembley (UNH 2011). You know the saying "Just because there is a goalie in the net doesn't mean you can't score"? Well for all you who read this and think "dayyummm I wanna hook up with this girl," please abandon that idea for the sake of your own health. I speak from experience when I say that as a very talented MMA fighter, JT will beat your fucking ass.
Sam is also a member of two of the most exclusive social groups known to this plant. The first group she is a member of is known as Pentagon. Consisting of 5 girls from Millis (all best friends) Pentagon is a very secretive club that goes on missions and has many secrets that I don't even know about as an "honorary member".
Pentagon consists of Sam Harkey, Sam Hilton, Anna Luker, Shannon Heffernan, and Lauren Geary.
Sam is also a member of the UNH campus sensation known as The Wolf Pack. United by their love for the song Wolfpack Party by The Pack...
and thier residence in Stoke Hall, The Wolf Pack is notorious for replaying this song over and over again at parties and causing complete mayhem on Halloween. There is no statistic on how many people were affected by this wild pack of wolfs that Halloween night, but I can only guess that the number was in the thousands.
Guess these asses? Bet you can't. The Wolf Pack consists of Sam, Lydia Abend, Katie Turner, Amber Lombard, and Jaime Napurano.
To top it all off Sam is even a recording artist. Her group, Foxtrot With the Devil, (still waiting on that music so I can post it up) consists of her and her fellow wolf Lydia. Foxtrot has turned down record deals from Def Jam and Sony siting that they don't want to conform to the social norm and want to keep making music for their core group of fans (More Jokes).
(stains of my sorrow coming soon to the Breeze)
But on a serious note Sam is definetly one of my best girl friends (notice the space between girl and friends), and I enjoy hanging out with her alot back at home.
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