Movies:
Ahhh very fat I see.
Now your backs going to hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty.
Music:
Throwback Rap
Real girls get down on the floor
and we be puttin it on
so icy
DIPSET
beastie boys known to let the beat.... DROP
Throwback Pop/Rock
I'd appreciate your input
thats about the time that bitch broke up with me
I don't care if Mondays black
Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin
Throwback Classic Rock
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
Limp Bizkit did a cover of this song, and although they are featured above don't check it out. It sucked.
TV Shows
Who can honestly say that they didn't grow up with the Huxtable family and Bill Cosby's awsome sweaters?
Topenga was my first crush and remains so to this day and I am not afraid to admit it. This show remains one of my all time favorties and taught me many valuble life lessons with a great comedy undertone. As an obese kid in middle school at St. Catherines this show made me wish that my first kiss came when I was having my worst hairday (hair was the least of my worries) and was handcuffed to a locker. I still watch this show.
Most people can trace their first nightmare back to this show. Thanks alot R. L. Stine.
Toys:
Some people say that when I grow my hair out I look like Ash Catchem. To those people (cough cough Jon Mohr and James Vickery cough) I say Fuck you. But honestly, you can't tell me that you didn't think your collection of hollographic Pokemon cards would be worth millions one day, I did. Jokes on us huh?
These are actually worth something these days to a small group of freaks who live alone and are potential candiates for that show about hoarding, but dont rip off the Ty tag or else you have a worthless stuffed animal that can't do anything cool.
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