Piss Your Pants Weekend Award Nominees

A new regular segment I plan on adding every Thursday and Sunday is the Piss Your Pants Weekend Award. On Thursday of every week I will lay down my personal predictions for who will get piss-your-pants black out drunk this weekend, and on Sunday I will announce who wins. The "winner" will enjoy the benefits of being heckled and ridiculed all week until new nominations are made.

The front runner for this week is Cody Cusano. at one of the club house meetings this week Cody warned that he planned on getting so rad that he would need to be babysat this weekend, landing him at the top of our blackout watch list.

Not far behind him we have Jeff "Blanco" White. Ask the local law enforcement about his drunk tackle form; its the best.

Coming in third for nominations we have Sam Elmes. His broad stature might fool you as someone who can crush copious amounts of beers without a bat of an eyelash but dont let those shoulders fool you, he is no stranger to the blackout danger.

Last on our top drinkers to watch for we have lacrosse team cub scout Cal Bailey. Weighing in at a solid 120 pounds soaking wet Cal is an easy pick for someone who might easily surpass his limits drinking.

Last but not least the Dark Horse nomination of the week goes to my man Scott LaMay. Dont let the V Neck t shirt, flannel long sleeve, and wayfrayer sunglasses fool you. Scott is no stranger to making out with really tall girls in the young drive basement and then rolling around in his own vomit.

Stay thirsty my friends and stay updated because results for this award will be post first thing Sunday morning.